I ask you. What are the odds?
This afternoon when I went out to my car to go have coffee (at Barefoot Coffee Roasters, of course, former employer of Jeremy) with Jackie (before she leaves for a conference at Disneyland -- well not exactly AT Disneyland)...I get into my car and notice bird crap on the STEERING WHEEL!! Yuck!! Then I notice bird crap on the driver's window.
How did the bird crap get INTO the car? The window was only open about 2 inches. What direction was the bird flying? What was its speed, altitude and angle so that the trajectory of the bird crap not only hit the window but also made it IN through the TWO INCH (maximum) opening to land on the steering wheel???? What amazing confluence of speed, angle and timing made this possible???
I ask you: what are the odds?
Now I think it's really time to get the car washed.
